Drunk/Drinking Starters
  • ❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
  • ❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
  • ❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
  • ❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
  • ❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
  • ❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
  • ❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
  • ❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
  • ❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
  • ❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
  • ❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
  • ❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
  • ❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
  • ❝I wanna bae you up.❞
  • ❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
  • ❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
  • ❝I'm almost sober...❞
  • ❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
  • ❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
  • ❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
  • ❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
  • ❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
  • ❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
  • ❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
  • ❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞
    • 8th Sep 2016 - n.14429
    via - source - reblog
    #( ☆MEME )
    1. iincantatriix reblogged this from rpmememaker
    2. griim reblogged this from rpmememaker
    3. alteredcanon reblogged this from rpmememaker
    4. bunnysmemestash reblogged this from rpmememaker
    5. fatxfulxncountxrs reblogged this from xknowxeverythingx
    6. xknowxeverythingx reblogged this from imxaxmage
    7. mischievousasgardian reblogged this from wellintentionedbibliophile
    8. toxkeepxbreathing reblogged this from imxaxmage
    9. imxaxmage reblogged this from 4x0hxnxroll
    10. sparklesandshine reblogged this from saekosei-moved
    11. senzariscrva reblogged this from saekosei-moved
    12. unstoppablelover1995 reblogged this from ohmaiwhathavewedone
    13. ohmaiwhathavewedone reblogged this from rpmemedumpster
    14. ice-cold-shihoin reblogged this from the-lightning-underdog
    15. the-lightning-underdog reblogged this from hanabiira
    16. hanabiira reblogged this from rpmememaker
    17. livingisharderz reblogged this from marimemesource
    18. mentalhealthhealing reblogged this from saekosei-moved
    19. dearestdelights reblogged this from dearestdelights
    20. brokenwings1989 reblogged this from saekosei-moved
    21. widestwaistlines reblogged this from dearestdelights
    22. nevermindtheweights reblogged this from dearestdelights
    23. softshabonspray reblogged this from books-bars-and-alcohol
    24. phoenixfell reblogged this from rpmememaker
    25. somevarietyofmess reblogged this from books-bars-and-alcohol
    26. supersecretomegablog2 reblogged this from rpstarterss
    27. saekosei-moved posted this