• Gryffindor online description:brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero
  • Gryffindor actual description:"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?" *sees spider and screams*
  • Ravenclaw online description:witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy,
  • Ravenclaw actual description:hasn't left the house in six days, is down to one square of toilet paper but doesn't notice because they're so deep into the Internet
  • Slytherin online description:cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on the worst days, but loyal to those they love
  • Slytherin actual description:gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were busy thinking of ways to overthrow the government
  • Hufflepuff online description:kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, overly nice sometimes
  • Hufflepuff actual description:smiles a lot thinks about food 24/7 until someone disses their friend, then all hell breaks loose