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“My mind is not in the gutter. My entire body, soul, and essence are in the gutter. I live in the gutter.”

“You sound like you’re proud of this or something. How many Martinis have you had today?”

“I have had no martinis. Just wine.”

“Exactly how much wine are we talking about here? Where are the bottles, Magnus?”

“Don’t you trust me, Scott? I’m offended.”

“That’s not an answer Magnus. Your bottles, show them to me. And yes, I will talk to you like a child while you act like one.”

“No. It was a few glasses and I don’t need you to keep an eye on me at all times.”