101 fluffy prompts

FALLING IN LOVE

001:"You're really soft."

002:"You smell nice."

003:"I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004:"Is it possible to love too much?"

005:"I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006:"I will always be there protect you."

007:"I'm cold. Come closer."

008:"I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009:"The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010:"I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011:"May I have this dance?"

012:"I can't stop thinking about you."

013:"You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014:"Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015:"All I want is you."

016:"I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017:"A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018:"I want to hear you sing."

019:"I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020:"You look incredible in that."

021:"He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022:"Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023:"Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024:"I think I'm in love."

025:"I’d like it if you stayed.

026:"People are jerks, but not you."

027:"I'll share the blankets with you."

028:"I have never felt this way about anyone."

029:"I want this to never end..."

030:"Can I kiss you?"

LIVING TOGETHER

031:"I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032:"Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033:"Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034:"You can put your cold feet on me."

035:"Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036:"A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037:"There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038:"Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039:"I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040:"Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041:"You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042:"My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043:"We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044:"IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045:"We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS

046:"I caught the bouquet"

047:"My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048:"We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049:"I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050:"I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."

051:"I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052:"If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053:"Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054:"May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055:"You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056:"I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057:"This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

MARRIED LIFE

058:"We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059:"Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060:"I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061:"I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062:"I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063:"I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064:"I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065:"Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066:"We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067:"I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068:"We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069:"You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070:"We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

PREGNANCY

071:"I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072:"Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073:"I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074:"You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075:"Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076:"I could really use a foot rub right now."

077:"Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078:"Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079:"The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080:"Did you feel that?"

081:"I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082:"OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083:"I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084:"I think you might be pregnant.”

085:"It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

PARENTING

086:"I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087:"Sh…they’re asleep."

088:"I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089:"Mondays are your diaper days."

090:"Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091:"Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092:"Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093:"I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094:"What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095:"Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096:"Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097:"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098:"I think we should have another."

099:"Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100:"Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

101:"…They just grow up so fast."

29th Aug 2016 - n.32787

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